Nirvana, The Motion Picture.

If Nirvana were a movie production, the players envision themselves ast the following actors:
Boltar Sean Connery from Dr. No
Francesco Hugh Grant
Batarsis Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eurale Leslie Nielsen / George C. Scott
Pain Marlon Brando
Mode Robert Downy Jr
Reflex Tony Danza
Symbio Jake Lloyd, the Annoying Kid who
  played Anakin in SW1
Seductress Angelina Jolie
Sado Clint Eastwood
Someone (any invisible wiz) Joe Pesci
Jenny RuPaul
Click William Shatner as a Red Shirt Guy from
  the original "Star Trek series
Kazer A young Corey Feldman
Vertebraker Ice-T
Lillygirl Mimi ("The Drew Carey Show)
Catwoman Julie Newmar
Haji Rick Moranis
Larisa Gina Gershon / Elizabeth Berkley
Maledicta Inigo Montoya / Val Kilmer (in "Top Gun)
Mythos "Pat Morita
Stark Bill Pullman (Lone Star in "Spaceballs)
Dustyrose Moira Kelly
Akasha Susan Sarandon / Helen Hunt
Alanna Catherine Zeta Jones
Beez Principal from "The Breakfast Club
Worm Joaquin Phoenix (in "Gladiator, he
  played Commodus, the Emperor's evil son)
Mizan Michael Richards (Kramer)
Tristian Andrew Dice Clay
Konya Grace Jones
Wocket R2-D2
Candy Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie
Handy Will Farrell = The Cheerleader guy on SNL
Nikki Anna Nicole Smith
Scathe Danny DeVito
Sado Clint Eastwood
Snow Timothy Dalton
Soundgarden Carrot Top
Slashdragon Drew Carey
Fflam Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Petrov Dan Aykroyd (The wild and
Illarion Steve Martin crazy guys from SNL)
Ceinwen Gilda Radner
Poppy Jason Alexander (George Costanza)
Snakespear John Goodman
Jaraxle John Travolta (Battlefield:Earth)
Adrianna Elvira
Stardream Tori Spelling
Jack Danny Bonaduce
Spock Leonard Nimoy
Lacar Florence Henderson (Carol Brady)
Colette Neve Campbell
Ypsituio Tom Green
Kezana Lucy Liu
Mizan's Evil Twin Mr. T
Nooneelse Christopher Walken
Summer Drew Barrymore
Sundin Adam Sandler
Armadillo Rutger Hauer
Fran Chewbacca
Nelk Homer Simpson
Ensco Jean-Claude Van Damme
Anarchrist MiniMe from Austin Powers
Cricket Tank Girl
Martha Liv Tyler
Keli Jennifer Tilly