Nirvana, The Motion Picture. |
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If Nirvana were a movie production, the players envision
themselves ast the following actors:
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| Boltar | Sean Connery from Dr. No |
| Francesco | Hugh Grant |
| Batarsis | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Eurale | Leslie Nielsen / George C. Scott |
| Pain | Marlon Brando |
| Mode | Robert Downy Jr |
| Reflex | Tony Danza |
| Symbio | Jake Lloyd, the Annoying Kid who |
| played Anakin in SW1 | |
| Seductress | Angelina Jolie |
| Sado | Clint Eastwood |
| Someone | (any invisible wiz) Joe Pesci |
| Jenny | RuPaul |
| Click | William Shatner as a Red Shirt Guy from |
| the original "Star Trek series | |
| Kazer | A young Corey Feldman |
| Vertebraker | Ice-T |
| Lillygirl | Mimi ("The Drew Carey Show) |
| Catwoman | Julie Newmar |
| Haji | Rick Moranis |
| Larisa | Gina Gershon / Elizabeth Berkley |
| Maledicta | Inigo Montoya / Val Kilmer (in "Top Gun) |
| Mythos | "Pat Morita |
| Stark | Bill Pullman (Lone Star in "Spaceballs) |
| Dustyrose | Moira Kelly |
| Akasha | Susan Sarandon / Helen Hunt |
| Alanna | Catherine Zeta Jones |
| Beez | Principal from "The Breakfast Club |
| Worm | Joaquin Phoenix (in "Gladiator, he |
| played Commodus, the Emperor's evil son) | |
| Mizan | Michael Richards (Kramer) |
| Tristian | Andrew Dice Clay |
| Konya | Grace Jones |
| Wocket | R2-D2 |
| Candy | Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie |
| Handy | Will Farrell = The Cheerleader guy on SNL |
| Nikki | Anna Nicole Smith |
| Scathe | Danny DeVito |
| Sado | Clint Eastwood |
| Snow | Timothy Dalton |
| Soundgarden | Carrot Top |
| Slashdragon | Drew Carey |
| Fflam | Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) |
| Petrov | Dan Aykroyd (The wild and |
| Illarion | Steve Martin crazy guys from SNL) |
| Ceinwen | Gilda Radner |
| Poppy | Jason Alexander (George Costanza) |
| Snakespear | John Goodman |
| Jaraxle | John Travolta (Battlefield:Earth) |
| Adrianna | Elvira |
| Stardream | Tori Spelling |
| Jack | Danny Bonaduce |
| Spock | Leonard Nimoy |
| Lacar | Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) |
| Colette | Neve Campbell |
| Ypsituio | Tom Green |
| Kezana | Lucy Liu |
| Mizan's Evil Twin | Mr. T |
| Nooneelse | Christopher Walken |
| Summer | Drew Barrymore |
| Sundin | Adam Sandler |
| Armadillo | Rutger Hauer |
| Fran | Chewbacca |
| Nelk | Homer Simpson |
| Ensco | Jean-Claude Van Damme |
| Anarchrist | MiniMe from Austin Powers |
| Cricket | Tank Girl |
| Martha | Liv Tyler |
| Keli | Jennifer Tilly |